{"product_id":"50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-woven-blanket-funny-50th-birthday-throw","title":"50 Years of Not Giving a Damn Woven Blanket — Funny 50th Birthday Throw","description":"This woven cotton blanket carries a wry, confident voice — simple text set against a warm neutral field with colorful fringed edges. It drapes easily over a sofa or bed, adding a cozy, lived-in look while speaking to someone who celebrates life with dry humor. The tightly spun 100% cotton weave gives the surface a smooth feel and crisp text reproduction when you choose the Artwork variant; the Photo variant preserves subtler tones if your design leans photographic. The fringed border and visible woven threads lend a handcrafted, vintage-inspired charm that fits casual evenings, milestone birthdays, and cozy listening sessions. Note that mockups may differ slightly from the finished textile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho it suits: people who favor straightforward, funny home accents — think casual hosts, milestone celebrants (50th birthdays), or anyone arranging a low-key, personal living space. Use it on cool nights while sharing stories, as a statement throw during a small birthday get-together, or folded at the end of a bed to anchor a relaxed, familiar atmosphere.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton woven fabric for smooth feel and strong durability\u003cbr\u003e- Artwork or Photo print variants to match bold graphics or photographic detail\u003cbr\u003e- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for a handcrafted look\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit sofas, beds, or lap use\u003cbr\u003e- Best print choice guidance included; mockups may not exactly match final textile\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":48111795536098,"sku":"25555220426032648689","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":48111795568866,"sku":"24744208306342043508","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/8582\/2178\/files\/17231043437635255790_2048.jpg?v=1785386750","url":"https:\/\/heavywithfavorllc.com\/products\/50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-woven-blanket-funny-50th-birthday-throw","provider":"HWF Shoe Valut","version":"1.0","type":"link"}